the one in which the heroine runs into an old friend

...and finds that there still are people out there
completely unaware of the changes in her life

Well, I guess I'd better get used to it
if I chose not to put up a sign on Facebook
something like
"Husband swapped me for young and pretty colleague, let me just die where I am"
if I didn't take that course
(though it wouldn't necessarily have been so bad an idea, would it?)
I may better get used to having to tell it
over and over again.

Or... just die where I am!